The Montuckey

The Montuckey

The house lager, blessed and cold

Some drinks require technique, patience, and rare ingredients. This is not one of those drinks. The Montuckey demands only that you open it, that it be cold, and that you don't think too hard about it.

The can it came in

Ingredients

  • 1 canMontucky Cold Snacks

Method

  1. 1.Crack open
  2. 2.Drink from can

Garnish

Dignity, optional